Darren IncorvaiainSlackjawHow To Assemble A Nightstand, As A Modern Single Man In Your TwentiesIt’s as easy as one, two, three, four, five…·3 min read·Nov 30, 2021--8--8
Darren IncorvaiainGreener Pastures MagazineHelp, I Got Into College And Now I Can’t Get OutTingo the Tub promised me a future, but all he’s done is scrub away my dreams. Please come get me out of here!·4 min read·May 27, 2021----
Darren IncorvaiaSorry Lil Nas X, But You’re Definitely Going To Heaven (Not Hell)As a real devil-worshipper, I’m here to tell Lil Nas X that he’s not going to Hell, but is definitely doomed to eternal life in Heaven.·3 min read·Mar 29, 2021----
Darren IncorvaiaI’m Prince William, And I Didn’t Say That Horribly Racist Thing About A Baby (But Did Say Plenty…I did not say that horribly racist thing about my younger brother’s then-unborn baby. I did, however, say plenty of other questionable…·2 min read·Mar 8, 2021----
Darren IncorvaiainSlackjawI Am Olivia Rodrigo’s Birth Certificate And Her Next Hit Song Should Be About MeA song about the most common government document is sure to be a smash hit!·3 min read·Jan 30, 2021--1--1
Darren IncorvaiainSlackjawMake The Sponge FuckA children’s cartoon is no place for asexuality!·2 min read·Jun 29, 2020--5--5
Darren IncorvaiainThe HavenUltra-Devout Trump Urges Nation to Turn the Other Cheek to Systemic RacismIn a recent address to the nation from the Rose Garden amid widespread protests against police brutality and systemic racism against Black…·2 min read·Jun 4, 2020--1--1
Darren IncorvaiainSlackjawWhy Umbrellas Must Die, As Told By A Recently Separated Father of TwoThe umbrella is a machine of misery and must be destroyed.·3 min read·Feb 15, 2020--3--3